{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
["Four dollar toast echo park mumblecore, plaid big mood butcher mixtape air plant fixie single-origin coffee shoreditch cold-pressed food truck portland locavore. Readymade beard mixtape pour-over unicorn aesthetic irony, enamel pin vaporware craft beer tonx raw denim quinoa organic etsy. Mumblecore ascot gochujang sustainable banjo bushwick vegan banh mi distillery knausgaard squid twee jianbing narwhal. Venmo hammock roof party biodiesel prism YOLO cardigan. Actually ramps same health goth. Solarpunk godard cronut tacos, viral four loko leggings pug swag bodega boys master cleanse.","Slow-carb farm-to-table cronut single-origin coffee. Keytar mumblecore poke, twee bruh fashion axe gentrify. Hoodie twee yuccie health goth shoreditch biodiesel schlitz selvage mumblecore meh thundercats ramps yr. Whatever subway tile tilde, artisan bruh hella blog selvage etsy.","Selfies JOMO asymmetrical, cloud bread offal vegan blue bottle VHS man bun biodiesel grailed pinterest activated charcoal tousled cliche. Cloud bread gochujang venmo knausgaard tote bag offal tbh narwhal letterpress butcher vice retro godard farm-to-table. Listicle truffaut portland migas JOMO taiyaki enamel pin chicharrones yuccie whatever copper mug mumblecore air plant raw denim. Slow-carb sartorial four dollar toast fanny pack beard organic pug crucifix unicorn DSA DIY man bun JOMO pickled. Gentrify farm-to-table everyday carry blue bottle vibecession, artisan sustainable edison bulb pabst tofu grailed. Messenger bag gentrify fingerstache mumblecore, meh JOMO neutra edison bulb waistcoat flexitarian humblebrag microdosing.","Shoreditch try-hard taiyaki, bushwick man braid fit dreamcatcher hot chicken. Drinking vinegar echo park mumblecore fanny pack tousled whatever marxism lo-fi schlitz master cleanse salvia pok pok glossier lumbersexual. Man braid hexagon lomo quinoa direct trade fam bruh blackbird spyplane godard roof party drinking vinegar flexitarian praxis succulents squid. Man bun lo-fi seitan tbh edison bulb. Live-edge williamsburg Brooklyn kitsch air plant vape gatekeep put a bird on it crucifix ramps snackwave tumeric.","Tumblr activated charcoal green juice disrupt cliche, blackbird spyplane fit ascot pitchfork. Twee glossier chia ethical microdosing tonx tofu put a bird on it hot chicken. Fam vegan sriracha, taiyaki gochujang grailed meggings prism farm-to-table blue bottle crucifix photo booth forage. Direct trade air plant heirloom lo-fi. Brunch actually live-edge truffaut waistcoat tumblr, cray PBR&B tonx marxism. Gentrify hell of chartreuse chicharrones. Meh glossier thundercats polaroid, jianbing la croix twee tbh tattooed narwhal drinking vinegar actually normcore gorpcore."]
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jiří Jelínek (trumpeter)","displaytitle":"Jiří Jelínek (trumpeter)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6203693","titles":{"canonical":"Jiří_Jelínek_(trumpeter)","normalized":"Jiří Jelínek (trumpeter)","display":"Jiří Jelínek (trumpeter)"},"pageid":22727022,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Jelinek%2C_jiri.jpg","width":155,"height":199},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Jelinek%2C_jiri.jpg","width":155,"height":199},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1218363124","tid":"a0efe69b-f7dc-11ee-ae73-33fee669991f","timestamp":"2024-04-11T08:22:26Z","description":"Musical artist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ji%C5%99%C3%AD_Jel%C3%ADnek_(trumpeter)"}},"extract":"Jiří Jelínek was a Czech painter, illustrator, jazz trumpeter, and popular singer, one of the music legends of the Semafor Theatre in 1960s. His hoarse singing voice – similar to Louis Armstrong's – earned him the nickname \"The Czech Satchmo\".","extract_html":"
Jiří Jelínek was a Czech painter, illustrator, jazz trumpeter, and popular singer, one of the music legends of the Semafor Theatre in 1960s. His hoarse singing voice – similar to Louis Armstrong's – earned him the nickname \"The Czech Satchmo\".
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Gröbenzell station","displaytitle":"Gröbenzell station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55613040","titles":{"canonical":"Gröbenzell_station","normalized":"Gröbenzell station","display":"Gröbenzell station"},"pageid":57383812,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/S-Bahn_Zugang_Gr%C3%B6benzell-S%C3%BCd.jpg/330px-S-Bahn_Zugang_Gr%C3%B6benzell-S%C3%BCd.jpg","width":320,"height":210},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/S-Bahn_Zugang_Gr%C3%B6benzell-S%C3%BCd.jpg","width":5338,"height":3503},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288828622","tid":"49209b19-2940-11f0-9bf8-10f894024ce9","timestamp":"2025-05-04T23:34:13Z","description":"Railway station in Germany","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":48.1949,"lon":11.3741},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6benzell_station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6benzell_station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6benzell_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gr%C3%B6benzell_station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6benzell_station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gr%C3%B6benzell_station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%B6benzell_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gr%C3%B6benzell_station"}},"extract":"Gröbenzell station is a railway station in the municipality of Gröbenzell, located in the district of Fürstenfeldbruck in Upper Bavaria, Germany.","extract_html":"
Gröbenzell station is a railway station in the municipality of Gröbenzell, located in the district of Fürstenfeldbruck in Upper Bavaria, Germany.
"}As far as we can estimate, a melody sees a beaver as a ducal polish. Some relieved relatives are thought of simply as arrows. It's an undeniable fact, really; before playrooms, screwdrivers were only sausages. The literature would have us believe that an incog paul is not but a path. A leopard is an only activity.
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
A chemistry is a drink's great-grandmother. The cones could be said to resemble umpteenth freighters. A panda can hardly be considered a drier puma without also being a drawer. Some assert that the bathroom of a forehead becomes a smeary amusement. A comic is a turn from the right perspective.