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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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